REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
those kids who yell “FAIL” whenever someone makes a slight mistake
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
Bruised my ankle.
Tried chili cheese for the first time ever.
Saw my first guard with live music.
Heard horrible news.
Babysat some monkeys
Talked in my old people voices
Got the regular lesbian accusations by Will
Had the worst feeling ever.
Lost my retainer at ihop
Drove around at 3 am in the morning
But the best conversations ever.
Spent it with the best people ever though.
I love my old friends and my new friends